You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
look no pants
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Damn victory sex feels great
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
