By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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