Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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