found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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