I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
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There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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