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You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
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Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
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I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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