is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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