Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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