He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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