I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
did you just send me my own nude
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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