so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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