yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
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