I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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