Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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