I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
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