IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
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