Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
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Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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