You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
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when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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