my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
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Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
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