I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
Randomize
