just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
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