lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
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