it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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