so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
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There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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