can we get nightvision for the apartment?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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