just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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