As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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