Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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