More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I am midnight drunk by noon
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No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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