So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
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I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
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If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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