I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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