Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I think I just broke my ankle. I've only had one beer. I'm getting drunk before I go to the ER so it's less embarassing.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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