I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
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Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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