Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
you and him went to the park at 2am to "catch a pigeon" and ACTUALLY CAME BACK WITH A PIGEON
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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