Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
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Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
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Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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