where does the pee come out of this thing
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
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I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
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She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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