We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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