well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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