I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ok first of all what the fuck
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