It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
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Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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