i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
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This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
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After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
I'm getting married
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.