I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
