i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
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