small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
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