Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
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please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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