I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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