reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
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