Pregnant stripper...not hot.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
i really wanted you to get laid last night and i didnt think you were going to. so i posted porn on your facebook.it made sense at 3am
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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