i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
You dont lie about slip and slides
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
