Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
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