There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
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And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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