Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
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I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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