dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
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I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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