your thong is hanging out like whoa
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
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shes about as inviting as chlamydia
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
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Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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