I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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