Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
I think I died a long time ago.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
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My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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