More tranny stories later!
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Boobs are out for the taking
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Someone came in the potted fern
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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