Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Now that I'm born again, I'm preserving my gift.
Your vagina isn't a White Elephant gift. You can't re-wrap it after it's already been given several times. That's white trash thinking.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
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I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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